Today is the day that once a year celebration of all things good and free, International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yes, that one day where you can walk up to a co-worker and yell 'Aaaaarh!' at the top of your lungs and not get fired, mutter 'shiver me timbers' in an elevator, and talk about poopdecks in bars without much problem.
So, go out, have a beer with the mateys, and swagger like ye means it. It only happens once a year, so take advantage of it!
Talk like a pirate website: talklikeapirate.com.